Writing Cemetary by Phoenix Wilson

Our class has been using these in our writing:
"I am going to tell you..."
"I am writing because..."
"Read on to find out..."
"My paper is about..."
"So, well, like, and, because" at the beginning of sentences
"I hope you like my paper..."
"I hope you learned something from my paper..."
"These are the reasons why...."
"The End :) "

These words written like that are now dead!  We can't use them anymore!